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Posted on 30th Aug at 11:39 PM, with 353,185 notes
"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
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Posted on 30th Aug at 11:37 PM, with 24,670 notes
carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:36 PM, with 79,262 notes
cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless
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cumsockmonkey:

My mom’s Facebook posts about me are flawless

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:35 PM, with 324,393 notes

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:35 PM, with 147,915 notes
whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:35 PM, with 4,058 notes

wickedclothes:

Navy / Green Striped Cat Hoodie

Help your cat chase some tail by giving them a stylish new hoodie. Crafted from lightweight cotton, this garment will keep your cat comfortable and in style during any season. Sold on Etsy.

Posted on 30th Aug at 11:34 PM, with 646 notes

worclip:

GAWATT Emotions Cup by Backbone Studio

Art director: Stepan Azaryan
Graphic Designer: Karen Gevorgyan
Illustrator: Narine Manvelyan

GAWATT Emotions
Customize the faces by your mood or let them lead your emotions!
The Challenge: Above the main identity of the Gawatt take-out coffee-shop, we had a task of creating a limited series of souvenir cups.
The Solution: We came up with an idea of cups with altering emotions. Customers can change the face expression of their cup personage by turning the exterior sleeve.
Posted on 30th Aug at 11:34 PM, with 69,903 notes
Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.
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